What’s It Like To Be Universally Loved?

What’s It Like To Be Universally Loved?

Do you think that ladybugs know that everyone loves them? I bet they showoff in front of the other insects when they are out flying around. “Watch this Mosquito, I’m totally going to land on that dude over there. 10 bucks says he calls the kids over to see how...
Meal Most Likely To Set Off Smoke Detector

Meal Most Likely To Set Off Smoke Detector

Mastering the grilled cheese sandwich is a skill one can only achieve after years of parenting. Even then, the probability of cheesy perfection is not in your favor: Situation #1: You are pressed for time (which is why you are serving grilled cheese for dinner) and...
Underrated Animal Super Powers

Underrated Animal Super Powers

My son watches a cartoon where the characters can assume the ‘super power’ of any animal.  A cheetah’s speed, a bear’s strength, an eagle’s sight.  My animal super power would likely be that of the firefly.  There are hundreds of situations where illuminating my butt...
Where Art Though Nap?

Where Art Though Nap?

O’ Nap, o’ Nap, o’ glorious Nap, Wherever did you go? You used to be so magical, So wonderful, You used to be my bro. We did not talk, There was no need, You and I just knew. That when we got together, Pure happiness would ensue. Sometimes long and sometimes short, I...

You Smell Like …

Remember when soap used to leave you smelling like … well, soap? There are definitely worse things to smell like but the advances in personal fragrance technology over the last ten years have been remarkable, leaving the smell of ‘soap’ behind us....
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