Potential Strategy For Last Place Finishers
If you were a diver and found yourself in last place in the last round of the Olympics, wouldn’t you be tempted to knock out a world class cannonball? You would be forever famous and surely, your countrymen and women would applaud your courage. We certainly would....
What’s It Like To Be Universally Loved?
Do you think that ladybugs know that everyone loves them? I bet they showoff in front of the other insects when they are out flying around. “Watch this Mosquito, I’m totally going to land on that dude over there. 10 bucks says he calls the kids over to see how...
Meal Most Likely To Set Off Smoke Detector
Mastering the grilled cheese sandwich is a skill one can only achieve after years of parenting. Even then, the probability of cheesy perfection is not in your favor: Situation #1: You are pressed for time (which is why you are serving grilled cheese for dinner) and...
Underrated Animal Super Powers
My son watches a cartoon where the characters can assume the ‘super power’ of any animal. A cheetah’s speed, a bear’s strength, an eagle’s sight. My animal super power would likely be that of the firefly. There are hundreds of situations where illuminating my butt...
Where Art Though Nap?
O’ Nap, o’ Nap, o’ glorious Nap, Wherever did you go? You used to be so magical, So wonderful, You used to be my bro. We did not talk, There was no need, You and I just knew. That when we got together, Pure happiness would ensue. Sometimes long and sometimes short, I...
Where is That Amazingly Delicious, Incredible Avocado?
When does a superfood feel a little less than super? When he keeps getting interrupted by Peanut Butter and his gang of snack buddies. Avocado’s patience gets pushed to the limit in this deliciously fun book about friends, manners, and amazing party dips.
Skeletons ARE NOT Spooky!
Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, skeletons are actually a lot of fun? Perhaps they really dig hanging out at the park with great pals and taking bubble baths just like you and me. It’s about time we see just how absolutely UNspooky skeletons are in this entertaining tale for every body.
Hop on That Bus, Gus
Based on the mostly true story of the Kaine family dog, this tale has jokes for all ages. Join Gus and his canine friends as they ‘borrow’ a school bus to fulfill a lifelong dream. Just a warning, you will be on the edge of your seat as things get pretty hairy with our furry friends behind the wheel. Bow wow, yippy yo!
